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  • Question: "Oh, Swedish Chef," He murmured, dragging a hand backwards through the puppet's hair, dislodging the chef's toque to reveal shining golden felt hair beneath. Swedish Chef absently hit a pan with a ladle with one hand as he leant into the embrace. "Obama," He responded in kind, one puppet hand coming up to caress the President's face. "Bork bork," He whispered lovingly. - fidefortitude
  • Answer:

    Another. I beg you.

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gingerelfandpuppydwarf:

fidefortitude:

fidefortitude:

Everyone who reblogs this

EVERY SINGLE ONE

Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs

So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently

YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC

If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal

THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS

Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.

Reblog away!

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When I say shitty fanfics

mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers

bring it

So not gonna regret it.

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How are you even doing that? I’m not really here

Because I can always see you.

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ithinkurafoster:

suptoast:

abatida:

gracklebird:

okay i just wanted this on my blog because it’s one of the best things i have ever witnessed.

Hipster cred restoration. 



This post is perfect.

How could you not…
Ok, I had a bad day today, so I’m gonna raint on all y’all.1) Honey, you need a real life auto correct because you obviously have misspelled “I’m a lonely loser.”
2) Hipsters have done nothing wrong to you so you need to step off before we come after you.
3) To insult such an awesome thing, you much be brain dead.
4) Natalie Portman is a beautiful creature. How could you not look at her and just go “Damn”?
5) Vulgarity is super annoyingand it make you seem super unintelligent. Oh wait, you did that by yourself.

ithinkurafoster:

suptoast:

abatida:

gracklebird:

okay i just wanted this on my blog because it’s one of the best things i have ever witnessed.

Hipster cred restoration. 

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This post is perfect.

How could you not…

Ok, I had a bad day today, so I’m gonna raint on all y’all.

1) Honey, you need a real life auto correct because you obviously have misspelled “I’m a lonely loser.”

2) Hipsters have done nothing wrong to you so you need to step off before we come after you.

3) To insult such an awesome thing, you much be brain dead.

4) Natalie Portman is a beautiful creature. How could you not look at her and just go “Damn”?

5) Vulgarity is super annoyingand it make you seem super unintelligent. Oh wait, you did that by yourself.

(via whenlifegivesyougiraffes)

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cheekboners:

That moment when you realize that David Tennant is one of us.

This is the best thing that has ever happened.

And she just stays off to the side, like The Queen but except for the waving.

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dalekota:

p0kemina:

I THINK I JUST DIED

OMG THIS IS ON TUMBLR NOW? This is a school in my region! (St. Benedict’s Catholic School, Cambridge, Ontario)

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kotakry:

Doin’ a little homework and along comes Friend Peanut for some cuddles… I guess there was something interesting happening behind my laptop.

Lol…I see myself…Sorry for the spam!

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Wilbur, be nice to Garfeild

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My President, ya’ll

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mama-connor:

sherlockbringthejam:

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Choaked at Theater

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kotakry:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

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capsicleandmetalman:

finnyisintheimpala:

cocoparadis:

circusbones:

gregore:

The Avengers give Peter Parker a ‘hair cut’.

“HOW.”

my little american

THOR OMG

This isn’t science 

thank.

There isnt a single part of this that isnt gold

much thank.

Such proud

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